Chaotic Useless

clouffy:

clouffy:

crash bandicoot is a twink

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

vendeluxe:

vodcar:

snoopingasusualisee:

hackshot:

deanky:

sectonia:

relishboi:

vendeluxe:

old: calling the poster of a post “op” 

gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

cold: ice cream

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

gold:

morrison ↓

morrison ↑

newtkins:

newtkins:

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

bouchemordue:

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

01101010-01100100:

before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

tyrannosaurus-rex:

officialleoneabbacchio:

punlich:

officialleoneabbacchio:

things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter

-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into

-turn into a horse

20thcenturyvole:

probablybadrpgideas:

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants?
The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

fistfightingscool:

fistfightingscool:

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

sportmuscles:

sportmuscles:

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true 

bitchycode:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3am for no reason

amateuropinions:

popokko:

popokko:

emoticons are cute u guys are just mean

if i wanna throw around a ＼(^-^)／ who are u to stop me

emoticons are good but emojis are the tools of the devil

vinebox:

dailytweets:

“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

astound:

i need $$$$$ not feelings

potaders:

fuckdragonballz:

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated